Hear the song Don't Swat a Fly

I was just a kid when my daddy said to me

Son there's much to learn in this life.

And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee

He said there's dangers in this world

So follow my advice.

Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull

Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub

Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend

Especially if your wife just bought a gun.

And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister

In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.

And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's

Unless you got insurance on his life.

And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.

He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.

And don't ask your in-laws over for a dinner

Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..

And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma

Unless they don't mind digging all night long.

And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull

Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.

And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor

Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.

They say he left a trail of anti-matter

and NASA said he won't be back real soon.

And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy

Even if your mother says you ain't my son.

And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull

Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run

Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.

DON'T SWAT A FLY

Written by Tom Hoy

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