How old is BERNARD? 35.
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Where does he live? Up in his room.
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Does he ever leave his room? Only in his imagination.
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What's BERNARD'S favorite food? FOOD.
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How does BERNARD get his food? His mother slides it under his door.
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Who is the dead body under his bed? His best friend Terry. Terry said hi to a girl that BERNARD liked so he killed him.
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Does BERNARD have any friends? Yes, Terry.
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Has BERNARD killed anybody else? Under Investigation.
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Does BERNARD celebrate Christmas? Yes, he dresses Terry up like a Christmas Tree.
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Is BERNARD nuts? Yes.
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This picture of "Bernard On The Crapper" was sent in by Dustin Lewis of Michigan. Dustin is a fine, demented cartoonist so check out his site at www.dustinsdementedcartoons.com
Here's a rendition of Bernard in his usual "pissed off mood" sent in by the Trick-Toons people. Check out their crazy website at www.trick-toons.com
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