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FREE FUNNY PSYCHIC ANSWERS
PSYCHIC
"BERNARD"
Psychic Bernard knows ALL the ANSWERS to ALL your QUESTIONS. He is an Expert Psychic with regards to LOVE, MONEY, and ALL THINGS of the FUTURE. He is Dedicated, Focused, Determined and a Total and Complete IDIOT. (yes, like most Psychics)
SO ASK YOUR QUESTIONS AND BEHOLD YOUR DESTINY !
YES YOU WILL!!!
On a beautiful summer day a BRINKS TRUCK, holding over 10 Million Dollars in cash, will SMASH into your POOR PATHETIC BODY, hurtling you 100 feet into the air and slamming you against a bank ... ouch! ... You're Dead.
The good news is that you will be the lead story on the 6:00 News..... Not Rich, but Famous!..Famous is Good.... Psychic Bernard
QUESTION: Will I ever run into a fortune?
PSYCHIC BERNARD'S ANSWER
